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Cat Physics Generator

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Code:

<div align="center"><div style="width:500px ; border-style:solid"> <script language="JavaScript1.1"> var catphys=new Array() catphys[0]='Law of Bag / Box Occupancy All bags and boxes in a given room must contain a cat within the earliest possible nanosecond.' catphys[1]='Law of Cat Acceleration A cat will accelerate at a constant rate, until he gets good and ready to stop.' catphys[2]='Law of Cat Composition A cat is composed of Matter + Anti-Matter + It Doesn't Matter.' catphys[3]='Law of Cat Disinterest A cat's interest level will vary in inverse proportion to the amount of effort a human expends in trying to interest him.' catphys[4]='Law of Cat Elongation A cat can make her body long enough to reach just about any counter top that has anything remotely interesting on it.' catphys[5]='Law of Cat Embarrassment A cat's irritation rises in direct proportion to her embarrassment times the amount of human laughter.' catphys[6]='Law of Cat Gravitation A cat's gravitational pull (i.e. weight) will vary upward in direct proportion to the desire of the human to move the cat.' catphys[7]='Law of Cat Inertia A cat at rest will tend to remain at rest, unless acted upon by some outside force - such as the opening of cat food, or a nearby scurrying mouse.' catphys[8]='Law of Cat Invisibility Cats think that if they can't see you, then you can't see them.' catphys[9]='Law of Cat Landing A cat will always land in the softest place possible.' catphys[10]='Law of Cat Magnetism All blue blazers and black sweaters attract cat hair in direct proportion to the darkness of the fabric.' catphys[11]='Law of Cat Mass The mass of a cat is inversely proportional to its desire to be picked up.' catphys[12]='Law of Cat Motion A cat will move in a straight line, unless there is a really good reason to change direction.' catphys[13]='Law of Cat Obedience As yet undiscovered.' catphys[14]='Law of Cat Probability (Uncertainty Principle) It is not possible to predict where a cat actually is, only the probability of where she might be.' catphys[15]='Law of Cat Sleeping All cats must sleep with people whenever possible, in a position as uncomfortable for the people involved as is possible for the cat.' catphys[16]='Law of Cat Stretching A cat will stretch to a distance proportional to the length of the nap just taken.' catphys[17]='Law of Cat Thermodynamics Heat flows from a warmer to a cooler body, except in the case of a cat, in which case all heat flows to the cat.' catphys[18]='Law of Cat Washing A cat will wash itself at any time which is appropiate, which includes especially the moment after something has been jumped and escaped.' catphys[19]='Law of Concentration of Mass A cat's mass increases in direct proportion to the comfort of the lap she occupies.' catphys[20]='Law of Dinner Table Attendance Cats must attend all meals when anything good is served.' catphys[21]='Law of Electric Blanket Attraction Turn on an electric blanket and a cat will jump into bed at the speed of light.' catphys[22]='Law of Energy Conservation Cats know that energy can neither be created nor destroyed and will, therefore, use as little energy as possible.' catphys[23]='Law of Equidistant Separation All cats in a given room will locate at points equidistant from each other, and equidistant from the centre of the room.' catphys[24]='Law of Fluid Displacement A cat immersed in milk will displace her own volume, minus the amount of milk consumed.' catphys[25]='Law of Furniture Replacement A cat's desire to scratch furniture is directly proportional to the cost of the furniture.' catphys[26]='Law of Milk Consumption A cat will drink his weight in milk, squared, just to show you he can.' catphys[27]='Law of Obedience Resistance A cat's resistance varies in proportion to a human's desire for her to do something.' catphys[28]='Law of Pill Rejection Any pill given to a cat has the potential energy to reach escape velocity.' catphys[29]='Law of Random Comfort Seeking A cat will always seek, and usually take over, the most comfortable spot in any given room.' catphys[30]='Law of Refrigerator Observation If a cat watches a refrigerator long enough, someone will come along and take out something good to eat.' catphys[31]='Law of Rug Configuration No rug may remain in its naturally flat state for very long.' catphys[32]='Law of Selective Listening Although a cat can hear a can of tuna being opened a mile away, she can't hear a simple command three feet away.' catphys[33]='Law of Space-time Continuum Given enough time, a cat will land in just about any space.' catphys[34]='Second Law of Cat Thermodynamics The underside of a cat expands and contracts due to temperature changes to a greater degree than its topside, assuring that the tightness of the cat's curl correlates to the temperature of the room.' catphys[35]='Third Law of Cat Motion What goes up, much scratch all furniture on the way down' var catphysgen=Math.floor(Math.random()*(catphys.length)) document.write(catphys[catphysgen]) </script> </div> <a href="http://www.bathingwithtoasters.com">BathingWithToasters.com</a></div>

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