The grand list of things that aren't out fault:
- Nokia is probably a trademark of the Nokia company, we don't own it, we don't own Nokia, we aren't advertising Nokia, we're nothing to do with Nokia, we just like to beat up their phones. And if you did think we were anything to do with Nokia, well quite frankly you're a moron.
- If stuff is going wrong with the store, you are more than welcome to contact us, and we'll try our best to fix it for you, but we don't actually own the store, spreadshirt do, I just make the designs for it.
- Any organisation name come to think of it, we don't own, (Except maybe the site address), we're not affiliated with, and have no plans to change that.
- If you're easily offended / are letting young children who's minds you don''t wish to corrupt yet, then you may want to leave because there will probably be a joke to offend most around here. If you are letting young children who's minds you DO wish to corrupt, try 4chan.
- Yes, I know there are offensive words on the site, I wrote most of it ...Your point? If it offends you, simply unread it. Alternatively, just don't read it again.
- Global Warming - It was like that when I got here, honest.
- Copyright stuff, as far as I'm aware there should be no copyright issues, but if there are, contact us, using the contact page, with proof you own the copyrights to it, and I'll take whatever it is that infringes the copyright down. But do bare in mind, this is the internet, and if you're getting anal about copyright on the internet, that probably makes you either a)a grade A wanker, b)a pensioner c)The artist formerly known as Prince, even though everyone still knows him as Prince, because basically he sues everything. (So, basically, a grade A++ Wanker). I'm going to stop this point before it starts reading like an eBay (another organisation who's trademark etc. we don't own or have affiliation too) feedback page.
- If you're stupid enough to repeat the things on Lights, Camera, Destruction, or any other part of the site that may get you obviously hurt, it's your own fault, but try to win a Darwin award, if you're going to kill yourself doing it... alternatively, do a barrel roll.
- the Twilight books - yes, we're sorry they exist too, and whilst not our fault, we'll do everything in our power to aid in their destruction.
- If you are already offended by soemthing you've seen because I put the warning nice and out the way on this page, get over it. Nothing actually happens when you get offended, and there are far worse problems in the world, than me publishing a comedic prose / video / comic that you personally consider distasteful (probably due to it being at your expense).
- If you're offended that easily anyway, you're banned from the internet.
- If we happen to use any acronyms anyway on the site, that you have a problem with a) that's ridiculously petty b) it's purely coincidence c) if you still insist on it, contact us, and whilst you are distracted with an argument about how pointless you're complaint is in the first place, I will steal your house, brick by brick.
- If you're religiously offended a)You're complaint is in no way more valid than someone who is offended in any other way, religion is a concept like any other idea, and should be considered as any other idea would be, rather than hiding behind some veil of 'it's sacred' b) I don't really care, truth be told, it's a comedy site, expect religious themed jokes c) if it makes you feel better, contact us, your email will be either ignored, or met with scathing criticism d)If you're a scientologist, no one, has ever, will ever, or even consider caring, if you are offended... It's a religion only in the loosest sense of the word, it's more like a business that brainwashes it's customer then leeches every penny there is out of them. Congratulations, you're a member of the religio-financial nazi party.
- If you were offended by the Nazi reference above, refer to the 'you're banned from the internet' point.
- The film Knowing - It sucked, I'm really pissed I paid to get into that film, and I want those 2 hours of my life back.
- We're not responsible for things other users post on our forums / news boxes / any place where user-submitted content is visible. Though we will try to moderate it.
- Basically, if you think it's our fault, it's not. This legally disclaims us from everything ever. Plus some of the pages have disclaimers on separately anyway.
- This website was not made by a team of all races, religions, political stances, disabilities, blood types, and opinion's on the best way to murder Tom Cruise ...because there's only 2 of us, and the answer is obviously fire arrows.
- In the event, you have a legal enquiry, It wasn't our fault, we don't know what you're talking about, it was like that when we got here, and that guy did it, the one with the trenchcoat and shifty eyes, like in Burnt Face Man (something else we are nothing to do with - though it is hilarious).
Nick (Webmaster)
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